I wasn't locked in the closet today. But yesterday. I think it was the smartest thing I had done all day..and it was ten minutes after I woke up. (Sad, right?) Well I went in the cold closet, to get my clothes out, and when I went to walk out, well... It was locked. (How much more stupid can I get?) There's no way out from the inside! (Gay much??) The poor dog in the bedroom was whining, like, "Why won't you come out and walk me?". So I tried slamming myself against the door. It didn't work. I tried the other door, which was a little looser. But it still wouldn't work... So I found a novel that was sitting in the corner of the cl